K, so it’s 10:30 at night, my leg hurts like hell, and I’m thirsty beyond belief. So of course the first thing I do is limp down the stairs to get a drink. Of course all we have in the fridge is milk. Three. Whole. Jugs. Of. Milk. I happen to be lactose intolerant. Not severely but enough that I haven’t had milk in years…
So yes. Tonight was the first glass of milk I’ve had in at least a year. Tonight was the first time I’ve had any form of milk in at least six months.
Tonight, I feel awesome. :D
…/proud of her achievement

homosuck-sexual:

thegingerllama:

destroyer-savior:

peanutbutterclotpole-sherlocked:

01012012:

moraniarty:

stepharooni:

draxlry:

I CANNOT BREEEAAATTTHHHEE FJKDLSFJKLSDJFKLDSJKL

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

GFDSLD ADSF

MATHHHH

YUP I’VE STILL GOT IT

 ….

I C WAT U DID THAR.

CRYING

CRYING BECAUSE I GET THIS

CRYING

JESUS CHRIST I’M DYING

HOW DO I UNDERSTAND THIS

WHEN I HATE MATH

…AND YET IT IS SO FUNNY >w<

hearts-yo:

apparentlyidiot:

satansporno:

varlandgear:

Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!

No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.

Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life.

#BETTY CROCKER ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE SIDE DISHES

i can’t actually stop laughing

i nominate this for best tumblr post

Oh dear God this is just win

reinventloveandsavethecalendars:

YOU GUYS. ALL OF YOU. I LOVE YOU ALL. But seriously. I really don’t think in those three days, two in which I was Gamzee, that I met a mean/rude Homestucker. Honestly, you guys are amazing. WE OHIOSTUCKS GOTTA STICK TOGETHER. IT’S A CRAZY WORLD OUT THERE. 

Ohmigod. Despite Slutkat, everyone I met was so fucking awesome! I still think I should write a fanfic based on what happened at that con. Ohayocon is like Vegas: what happens there stays there… or it goes on the internet for all to see. One or the other. XD

POWER TO THE TROLLS.

P34C3!! >;]

Was amazing! Seriously! I had so much fun with the Homestuckers. Three hours waiting in line for the panel was the best three hours of my ENTIRE LIFE. Thank you so much Dave, Terezi, Nepeta, Vriska, Gamzee, and everyone else who was there with me! It was the most amazing time of my life!

TROLL1NG OF COURS3 >;] 1 L1K3 TO TROLL K4RKL3S TH3 MOST~ H3S SO CUT3 WH3N H3S 4NNOY3ED!!